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23 August 2007
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9 August 2007
DEAD SUMMER COME ALIVE
In summer, always do the following --
Paint retro cars with the word mental, and then use at your wedding (Yes, 18th Aug)
Put slugs in your mouth
Wear a teabag for coolness at rave based events
Do a variety of jobs
Express opinions about police (and then negotiate with them over noise complaints)
Get tattoos in a fit of sunny bliss, and then never ever have kids because you know they are just gonna tear you to shreds when they are old enough to know what it means
Be a Panda
DJ whilst wearing a Gammon One t-shirt
Finish it off by getting buried in stone chippings









24 July 2007
12 July 2007
3 July 2007
Dangerous Stuff


I recently met the 16 year old girl (not 18 as the local press stated) who tore her finger off climbing over a palisade fence getting in to a free party at a disused factory in Paulton, Nr Bristol.
The party was on new years 2006/07 and I met her at the first rave she has been able to bring herself to go to since the accident, 6 months on.
Here we have a photo of her non-finger, and a health and safety poster she obviously didn't see.
28 June 2007
9 February 2007
It happened on a January..

Also useful for decking out groups of shouting men with stuff like 'my stag night is bigger than yours', etc.
Now there truly is no stopping The Gammon One.
7 February 2007
February shitnuts
6 February 2007
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