It happened on a January..

I recently aquired this. It is a heat press. Via this piece of apparatus, garments can be succesfully adorned with all manner of finery- including designs featuring bird life, meat products, and slogans containing the word 'fuck'.

Also useful for decking out groups of shouting men with stuff like 'my stag night is bigger than yours', etc.

Now there truly is no stopping The Gammon One.

February shitnuts

Some shop window display or no.

Its no wonder so many people go on holiday or kill themselves or start letter bombing campaigns against speed camera-affiliated-organisations in February; there's shit all else going on. Roll on Christmas I reckon, mind.

XMAS

You know its been a good one when its taken 3 months to run its course.