23 August 2007

9 August 2007

DEAD SUMMER COME ALIVE

In summer, always do the following -- Paint retro cars with the word mental, and then use at your wedding (Yes, 18th Aug)
Put slugs in your mouth
Wear a teabag for coolness at rave based events
Do a variety of jobs
Express opinions about police (and then negotiate with them over noise complaints)
Get tattoos in a fit of sunny bliss, and then never ever have kids because you know they are just gonna tear you to shreds when they are old enough to know what it means
Be a Panda
DJ whilst wearing a Gammon One t-shirt
Finish it off by getting buried in stone chippings