MANZ ALOUD

WELCOME TO ARSEBOOK!

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SOME MASCULINE SHIT.

Centre of the universe t-shirts for men.

Roger Troutman.

Spiderman.

Stickers from the stickerman.

DEAD SUMMER COME ALIVE

In summer, always do the following -- Paint retro cars with the word mental, and then use at your wedding (Yes, 18th Aug)
Put slugs in your mouth
Wear a teabag for coolness at rave based events
Do a variety of jobs
Express opinions about police (and then negotiate with them over noise complaints)
Get tattoos in a fit of sunny bliss, and then never ever have kids because you know they are just gonna tear you to shreds when they are old enough to know what it means
Be a Panda
DJ whilst wearing a Gammon One t-shirt
Finish it off by getting buried in stone chippings

down zumerzet ztill

Woss wraang widden?

retarded

Dangerous Stuff

I recently met the 16 year old girl (not 18 as the local press stated) who tore her finger off climbing over a palisade fence getting in to a free party at a disused factory in Paulton, Nr Bristol.

The party was on new years 2006/07 and I met her at the first rave she has been able to bring herself to go to since the accident, 6 months on.

Here we have a photo of her non-finger, and a health and safety poster she obviously didn't see.

QUITE THE JOURNEY

Flying the bog roll flag for the centre of the universe.

Yes, things do happen between February and June- Here are some of them, mostly painted on a road legal Ford Escort Estate (1.8 Ghia)

Check out the owner of the cars' myspace for what other stuff he does. (Click on 'quite the journey' post title)

It happened on a January..

I recently aquired this. It is a heat press. Via this piece of apparatus, garments can be succesfully adorned with all manner of finery- including designs featuring bird life, meat products, and slogans containing the word 'fuck'.

Also useful for decking out groups of shouting men with stuff like 'my stag night is bigger than yours', etc.

Now there truly is no stopping The Gammon One.

February shitnuts

Some shop window display or no.

Its no wonder so many people go on holiday or kill themselves or start letter bombing campaigns against speed camera-affiliated-organisations in February; there's shit all else going on. Roll on Christmas I reckon, mind.

XMAS

You know its been a good one when its taken 3 months to run its course.

Selection Crisp...

Smoke etc and fly

Jim Turner on the pens.

Everyone's got their own arrows

Stuff Bloke & Krol put the back of a skate ramp to good use. They were just gonna draw some more cocks like what were on it already but decided against it in the end.

Glastonbury skatepark, Somerset.

Fags

Sponsoring a particular F1 team for the next 5 years... Incidentally, at the recent Sao Paulo Brazilian Grand Prix there were stories of the race teams getting robbed at gunpoint by gangs whilst moving through the city, and Jensen Button, of Frome, Somerset, (England) refusing to travel in anything but a bulletproof truck.

SELECTION DARK

Zombie skank for the famz dem wicked. Come to destabilize your eardrum, nicely!

Imbibe wisdom..

Whatever floats your boat really. I personally prefer cider.

The ultimate...

The latest in t-shirt graphics, Midsomer Norton style. Design conceived and modelled [casually, in public, for a whole night out] by Spider Maris.

It's a big look for the scene.

Massive progress #10

A flyer for a night which is now in the past- introducing Bummer Dave, veteran disc jockey and contributor to the Gammon One.

Sorry Carcass Entertainment has nothing to do with the Gammon One.

Champion venue- for more information see www.wunderbar.co.uk